Cheap Beer

by Cheap Beer

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released June 8, 2019


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Rhodehouse Records Calgary, Alberta

Independent record label currently based in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Releases are all punk rock/pop punk, thus far. (2020)

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Track Name: Wages
Don't you dare skrimp and save
No vacation no sick days
Health plan? no way
I make shitty tips every day

Manager cut your days
Overtimes unpaid
8 hours fight the rage
My fucking boss I really hate

All you get is minimum wage
Make no mistake you're the slave
Track Name: Drink It
5 dollar beer get the fuck out of here
Drink gasoline we ain't got no fear
Spent my last check on a case get fucked
Surfing on your couch cuz I'm shit out of luck
Don't got time for your micro brews
Don't call what I do substance abuse
No way AA's a waste of time
Every last drop of the tall can's mine

Moonshine time and we're going blind
I don't need help I'm doing fine
Pray to the gods I became the liquor
Give me one more and I'll get there quicker
Don't got time for your craft beer shit
My bank account I don't think about it
Such a fuckin loser I got no girl
I drink 12 beers and fucking hurl

Drink it
Track Name: Waiting for the Bus
Well aware that my life sucks just waiting for the bus
No car no girl no cash fuck waiting for the bus
Can't keep my mind from spinning shit waiting for the bus
I'm not fucking scared now I'm waiting for the bus

All the cool kids driving by waiting for the bus
Crying baby on the #5 waiting for the bus
Peace offer gave me a fine waiting for the bus
Can we just fucking walk no we're waiting for the bus

Sitting here it's just a waste of time
If it doesn't show up in 5 minutes I'll lose my mind
Track Name: Deadbeat
Thought she was special but she's a deadbeat
Can't get a job cuz I'm a deadbeat
Such a fucking slob yeah we're all deadbeats
Cops gonna get you they'll beat the deadbeat
Everywhere you look you'll see a deadbeat
All around the world is fucking deadbeats
Oh my god am I a deadbeat?
Everyone I know is a goddamn deadbeat
Track Name: Flesh Wound / Doom Hippy
Yeah we're gonna hit the show
There'll be blood before you know
Lacerations on my mind I don't feel it

Hipsters better fucking dance
If you're gonna stand a chance
I can't feel it

Oh it looks about a pint
Girls feel a little fright
Don't worry I'm alright I can't feel it

Yeah I hit a fucking vein
Body's empty like my brain
It's getting in my eyes I can't see it

He wants to have a fight
Doesn't know I have a knife
Fist cracking bloody bites I can taste it

She can't look away
I puked and fainted on the stage
I can't take it

Show me your flesh wound
Track Name: Convenience
My life really sucks
Food at my fingertips
I am ignorant

My life really sucks
Food at my fingertips
I just don't give a shit

I take for granted all the things I'd have to hunt for
Don't bother to learn anything cuz I'm already done for
Work for corporations they just want you to buy more
Send your kids to war and see just what they died for

Don't question what you eat cuz you've already eaten it
Don't question what you see cuz you've already seen it
Don't question those in charge, they know what's best for you
What's best for you.
Track Name: Hypochondriac
Had a headache for a week but I guess I'll pop some pills
Got holes in my teeth but I guess I'll take the drill
I got acid in my chest but I guess I'll fucking vomit it
Oh no

My lungs will start to bleed but I guess I'll hit the pipe
Heart skipped a beat so I guess I'll fucking swipe
And they gave me one more week so I'll never go outside again
Oh no

Doctor can you help me
Doctor please help me
Track Name: Hormones
How to make a whore moan
Simple I don't pay her
Had a little cocaine
Just for the flavour

Got her favourite pair of handcuffs
She can't get enough
Her boyfriend's running late
I'm gonna keep her in restraints

She loves it but she hates me
Track Name: You're Not a Victim
You always talk about that girl who talks to you
You talk about how you were always picked last you
Won't leave the man who beats you black and blue well you
I don't got time for you

You drink away your pain all day well you
Sit at a screen and spread your hate well you
Need someone to feel sorry for you
I just don't have time for you

I don't got time for your fucking problems
I don't got time for your bullshit