Functional Embarrassment

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I'm a functional embarrassment
I'm surprised I'm even allowed out in public
Condemned to my ambitions
And I drink just to forget I can't afford it

Mama reads the obits from the city I live
Just to see if I finally got some press

I got no friends and a busted ride
I wasted all my good wishes on satellites
I'm not asking for the world
Though I agree it sounds kinda nice

Told my parents I've got me a contingency
But I'm sorry there is no plan B

I can't go home again
I set fire to every bridge
It was either that or freeze to death

You don't exist, you never did
This life is just the dream of a dying brain
You just got lost along the way
And the universe is correcting its mistake

Stranded on a planet that can't sustain us
We'll die from 80 years of oxidation


from Insufficient Funds, released March 11, 2020


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Independent record label currently based in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Releases are all punk rock/pop punk, thus far. (2020)

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